Q: What is the one thing Wall St and the Olympics have in common?
A: Synchronized diving.
Q: What is the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon?
A: A pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.
Overheard in a City bar: 'This credit crunch is worse than a divorce.
I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife.'
嘻嘻嘻, 笑死人了.
by Fortitude
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