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邏輯推理----代數

03/27/2008

| 休闲茶馆

這是一個好笑的數學題,khkhkhhhh.....有點難度唷..

人=吃飯+睡覺+上班+玩,

豬=吃飯+睡覺,

代入:人=豬+上班+玩,

即:人-玩=豬+上班.

結論:不懂玩的人=會上班的豬

男人=吃飯+睡覺+掙錢

豬=吃飯+睡覺

男人=豬+掙錢

豬=男人-掙錢

所以男人不掙錢等於豬

女人=吃飯+睡覺+花錢

豬=吃飯+睡覺. 代入上式得:

女人=豬+花錢. 移項得:

女人-花錢=豬

結論:女人不花錢的都是豬

綜合以上:

男人為了讓女人不變成豬而掙錢!

女人為了讓男人不變成豬而花錢!

男人+女人=

豬+掙錢+豬+花錢

男人+女人=兩頭豬

Laughing

Tiffany曰:玩挺重要的唷!

by tiffany

engineering humor

03/27/2008

Ha ha, very good, the best one I have seen.

Here is "Some engineering humor", not as good as yours.
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Knowledge is Power
Time is Money and as every engineer knows,
Power is Work over Time.

So, substituting algebraic equations for these time worn bits of wisdom, we get:
K = P (1)
T = M (2)
P = W/T (3)

Now, do a few simple substitutions:

Put W/T in for P in equation (1), which yields:
K = W/T (4)

Put M in for T into equation (4), which yields:

K = W/M (5).

Now we've got something. Expanding back into English, we get:

Knowledge equals Work over Money.

What this MEANS is that:

1. The More You Know, the More Work You Do, and
2. The More You Know, the Less Money You Make.

Solving for Money, we get:

M = W/K (6)
Money equals Work Over Knowledge.

>From equation (6) we see that Money approaches infinity as Knowledge
approaches 0, regardless of the Work done.

What THIS MEANS is:

The More you Make, the Less you Know.

Solving for Work, we get

W = M K (7)
Work equals Money times Knowledge

>From equation (7) we see that Work approaches 0 as Knowledge approaches 0.

What THIS MEANS is:

The stupid rich do little or no work.

Working out the socioeconomic implications of this breakthrough is left as
an exercise for the reader.

by Fortitude

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